Dear Barnaby,

I was told about this website by a friend at work. I must tell you I am disgusted by your stance toward women in general and your ignorant foul-mouthed replies when challenged. I buried my husband recently and he was a fine man who wouldnt dream of using the kind of language that you do. Our marriage was perfect in every way, including the physical side. I feel sorry for you and your twisted outlook on the female gender.

Dear Barnaby,

Since your book was passed around by his friends my husband has taken to masturbating openly in bed. He doesn't even wait till I'm asleep. What you and he have in common is your both disgusting creeps. I thought men like you were all locked up.

Dear Barnaby,

My friends and I think you have a tiny dick and you cant get it up so you just have a go at women cos thats all you have to do with your life you sad old bastard. You could still take it up the arse!

Your dating contract is a disgrace. Date rape is a serious social phenomenon that illustrates how men are incapable of understanding that no means no, trivialising this subject in the way you have is wrong, dangerous and highly objectionable.

Dear Barnaby,

A printout of your book has been passed around our Womens Institute. There's no place for your obnoxious views on marriage and the family in this Christian country. Go and live in America you awful man.
Cllr Mary Greening

Dear Barnaby,

You fucking pratt. What do you know about lesbians. What do you mean its such a waste. I thought little boys talked like that not an old (xxxx) like you. If we do want sex with a man it wouldn't be you, arsehole