My husband is a big fan of your website, he's finds your brand of sexual humour funny though personally I think it is the worse kind of base humour. He was chortling to himself just now so I looked over his shoulder. He was laughing at your disgusting attack on overweight women and the serious issue of obesity and pregnancy which you have chosen to mock. Fattism is against law now, you should be ashamed.

Dear Barnaby,

I was told about this website by a friend at work. I must tell you I am disgusted by your stance toward women in general and your ignorant foul-mouthed replies when challenged. I buried my husband recently and he was a fine man who wouldnt dream of using the kind of language that you do. Our marriage was perfect in every way, including the physical side. I feel sorry for you and your twisted outlook on the female gender.

Dear Barnaby,

Why would a grown man spend his time answering schoolboy letters and hating women. You are one sad bastard. Get a life!

Dear Barnaby,

Pure and utter bilge and possibly illegal in terms of sexual equality. My husband is a barrister and I'm going to try to get your site shut down you bastard.

Dear Barnaby,

I looked up your site after hearing about it in the office. Your item about women at work is disgraceful. Yes, I am a woman in a male dominated environment, and yes why should I put up with the filth and innuendo. Since I've been here the office has completely changed and the other females here say its so refreshing not to have to put up with leering looks and filthy language. Its 2010 Mr Spen, get a life.

My next door neighbour is married to what I expect you would describe as a so called Ballsman. He hits her, drinks like a fish and virtually ignores his children, who appear sullen and withdrawn. What a fine pair you would make.

Dear Barnaby,

Your contributor who got chastised by his wife for messing up the bed should realise that a busy woman needs support and help to run a home. I expect my husband to share the household chores and we divide the work up fifty fifty. When he's finshed he can take the dog down to the local and know he's made his contribution. A happy home is one in which there is mutual respect, not one dominant partner.

Dear Barnaby,

A friend brought your book in to work. When I started reading it I chuckled but as it went on I am now absloutely furious. I am still speechless at what I have read. Did you really say those things about women and how they really want to be docile and the playthings of men and that they dont really want to be in charge of anything? And your so called ballsman principles, never lie to a man only to women? Have you taken leave of your senses man. My god, you should be strung up by your balls.

Your dating contract is a disgrace. Date rape is a serious social phenomenon that illustrates how men are incapable of understanding that no means no, trivialising this subject in the way you have is wrong, dangerous and highly objectionable.

My husband sniggers over your website like a kid reading a dirty magazine. He says it's not all smut, there's sport and current affairs and such. From what I've seen it's typical schoolboy humour aimed at the sort of men who don't have a serious thought in their head, like my husband.

Dear Barnaby,

A printout of your book has been passed around our Womens Institute. There's no place for your obnoxious views on marriage and the family in this Christian country. Go and live in America you awful man.
Cllr Mary Greening

Dear Barnaby,

My mother-in-law is an old bag. But she was babysitting for us one night and picked up your book. A few days later it was my birthday and she sent me a card signed "with love SWMBO" Can't be all bad can she.

Dear Barnaby,

You fucking pratt. What do you know about lesbians. What do you mean its such a waste. I thought little boys talked like that not an old (xxxx) like you. If we do want sex with a man it wouldn't be you, arsehole