Dear Barnaby,

My step brother has left his wife. She keeps calling me to help her with fixing things and yesterday she said a good way to get back at him would be to have sex with me. On the face of it, it seems like a good idea, but what if he finds out?

Dear Barnaby,

A friend told me about your website. I love the letters, think they're hilarious but I think you make them up. Anyway, what do you think of this, I swear it's absolutely true. A few years ago the woman next door ask me to pick up an armchair from her mothers place in my van. She said she'd come with me because her mother wouldn't be able to come to the door. When we arrived there was no sign of her mother. She said she must be out and would I like a cup of tea while we wait. While we're drinking tea she says to me, "look, my mum's actually in hospital. I got you here to ask if you fancy having sex with me. My old man's lost interest in me and I'm bored senseless." Needless to say I got out of there quick. Don't you think that's amazing?

Dear Barnaby,

I'm in deep shit. While the wife was in hospital recovering from an operation, her mum stayed with us to help out. We got pissed one night and so help me I ended up shagging her. Thing is I've always hated her but she's seperated from her husband and now she wants more and is sort of blackmailing me. What can I do?

Dear Barnaby,

My husband got home really late the other night; I was reading as he got undressed. As he threw his shoes off I noticed he only had on one sock. I asked him why and for a moment he seemed to freeze. Then he said because he'd had a lot to drink that night he'd had a pee and accidentally splashed his foot. He said he took of his sock to dry it then left it in the pub. Its an unlikely story to me. Isn't it much more likely that he was undressed at some stage and maybe dressed in a hurry?

Dear Barnaby,

We often go on big family holidays, my parents and all the in-laws and kids. Recently we went to Spain, we all had a great time, especially after the kids were packed off to bed at night. I couldn't believe it when, back in the uk my phone showed a text from one of my sister in laws, whose husband was standing beside me, saying it was a great holiday and she thought I was great with her kids and should she keep my phone number or delete it. Does she mean what I think she means? She's mega fit.

Dear Barnaby,

When we're having sex my wife calls me Andy although my names is Pete. She says she knows she's doing it and its a turn on for her. I know theres a bloke at her workplace called Andy and I don't know what to make of it. Is she two-timing me?

Dear Barnaby,

That part in the book about the woman coming home late with her knickers on the wrong way round. That actually happened to me except I found them in her pocket when I went through her coat. She said she'd laughed so much at the hen night that she wet herself and had to remove them. She came home at 4am that night. Do you think she got up to something? How can I know for sure, I cant bear the thought of her having sex with another man.

I've been married for 14 years. recently my wife's attitude to sex has changed completely. from once a week over the years she now wants it most nights and even in the mornings. Also she wants stuff that we've never done before, dirty talk and such and I'm not sure I care for some of it. Should I just enjoy the new situation or is she having an affair, I'm confused.

Dear Barnaby,

I caught my wife snogging a bloke in the pub car park. She says it was just a drunken thing and to forget it but I cant. She shouldn't be sneaking out and doing that sort of thing should she?

Dear Barnaby,

My dad was having an affair with the barmaid at our local. He stopped when my mum found out. Now she's giving me the eye and I'm tempted. But will my dad get annoyed if he finds out? I don't want to get chucked out.

Dear Barnaby,

I came home in the middle of the day and found my wife naked. I went to take a pee and couldn't because the bathroom door was locked. She said she'd just washed the bathroom floor and didn't want it walked on. I'm puzzled because I can't work out how she managed to lock the door from the inside. Also we have carpet in the bathroom and why was she naked. I'm really worried about her, what should I do, take her to the doctors?

Dear Barnaby,

I know that much of your post is tongue in cheek, however i have seen the odd genuine problem. Mine is that my wife is having an affair. She hasn't told me directly but she goes away from home at least twice a week and and once every fortnight she goes for the whole weekend. her weak excuse is that she's taken up the open university and that it's important to her. But she always takes her best sexy underwear and I feel she almost wants to talk to me about it. We can't go on like this but I love her so much I can't bear the thought of losing her. What can I do? I'm at my wits end.

Dear Barnaby,

I love my husband dearly. he is a kind and decent person. However, he has the tiniest penis and in all honesty I find it increasingly difficult to feign satisfaction. and I'm not sure he could give me children. I fantasise about a big cock and I'm ashamed to admit watching internet porn. Is this a good enough reason to leave him, I'm only 23?

Sylvia
NSW