Dear Barnaby,

What's your view on geriatric sex?

You frequently refer to anyone of the female species who contradicts your view as a 'Lesbo Terrorist'.
 
Mmm. I suspect you, Mr Spen, if you are a man, really DO like women.
 
And, given you can't get one (anymore) apparently, your jacking off in-trade for porn is lesbos.
 
You're probably cracking off one reading this.
 
Cake and eat it! More like pussy and eat it. You are grotesque.
 
Savannah - Hebdon Bridge
 

Dear Barnaby,

Pure and utter bilge and possibly illegal in terms of sexual equality. My husband is a barrister and I'm going to try to get your site shut down you bastard.

Dear Barnaby,

I looked up your site after hearing about it in the office. Your item about women at work is disgraceful. Yes, I am a woman in a male dominated environment, and yes why should I put up with the filth and innuendo. Since I've been here the office has completely changed and the other females here say its so refreshing not to have to put up with leering looks and filthy language. Its 2010 Mr Spen, get a life.

Dear Barnaby,

My friends and I think you have a tiny dick and you cant get it up so you just have a go at women cos thats all you have to do with your life you sad old bastard. You could still take it up the arse!

Dear Barnaby,

Why dont you come out in the open instead of hiding behind your website. We challenge you to address our group if you dare you pig fuck.

Dear Barnaby,

I read the crap about how you prefer to publish yourself. Truth is no self respecting publisher would touch this shite with a barge pole. Your views are obnoxious and your talent for writing is zero. I deleted your book after six pages. What a load of bollocks.

Dear Barnaby,

Bet your dick is as withered as your opinions you crazy chauvinist fucker. get a life why dont you.

Dear Barnaby,

The people in the office were all laughing and talking about this site so I logged on. Thought I'd let you know that i dont think its funny at all. Your humour is schoolboy, your tales lavatorial and your views are disgusting. You represent everything I despise in a man and I wonder what sort of a person, I assume you are at least middle aged, spends his time writing such garbage?

Your dating contract is a disgrace. Date rape is a serious social phenomenon that illustrates how men are incapable of understanding that no means no, trivialising this subject in the way you have is wrong, dangerous and highly objectionable.

My husband sniggers over your website like a kid reading a dirty magazine. He says it's not all smut, there's sport and current affairs and such. From what I've seen it's typical schoolboy humour aimed at the sort of men who don't have a serious thought in their head, like my husband.

Dear Barnaby,

You should be ashamed of the shit in your book. I've never read such chauvanistic, mysogonistic, tripe. Plainly you were brought up in brutal woman hating household, I feel sorry for your mother, if you had one.Why don't you get a life you stupid prat.

Dear Barnaby,

You reference in the book about the lady boss who wants a good working relationship. I've just had that word for word. Do I really tell her to f--k off?
Jimmy
lancs England

Dear Barnaby,

A printout of your book has been passed around our Womens Institute. There's no place for your obnoxious views on marriage and the family in this Christian country. Go and live in America you awful man.
Cllr Mary Greening

Dear Barnaby,

I suspect you are a grotesque, filthy little man, incapable of relationships and hiding behind this mask of 'ballsman'. People like you make a good case for Womens Lib and the abolition of man.

Regan Marshall (Ms)
Somerset

Dear Barnaby, I think your ideas on women are not too far off the mark actually. But its 3am and ive been watching porn for two hours so I could be a bit confused. Anyway, as you would say FUCK OFF and goodnight.

Dear Barnaby, I was told about your site and I just wanted to say I haven't laughed so much for years, so you wont need to tell me to fuck off Barney.