Dear Barnaby,

I downloaded your book. I just thought you'd like to know that i thought it was absolute crap.

Dear Barnaby,

My partner just walked out. She said I drink too much and that I'm crap in bed. How can I get better and how is a bloke supposed to know anyway?

Dear Barnaby,

Having read your book Mr Barnaby I thought you might be interested to know that as an ex teacher and part time author, my considered opinion is that your effort has zero merit, literally, historically, journalistically or any other way. Its a poor piece of work, sadly fortified with swear words and sexual content presumably to make it appeal to the lowest possible audience, and someone needs to make you aware of it.

Dear Barnaby,

Im an 18 year old apprentice and the women at the factory tease me about my sex life and how much Im getting. They keep on about a womans G spot and do I know where it is. Can you tell me where and what it is please.

Dear Barnaby,

My dad was having an affair with the barmaid at our local. He stopped when my mum found out. Now she's giving me the eye and I'm tempted. But will my dad get annoyed if he finds out? I don't want to get chucked out.

dear Barney,

My girlfriend likes to be fucked from behind, it's her passion. Problem is my cock just doesn't seem to be big enough. In the missionary position I'm fine and she seems satisfied but she always wants it her way and I can tell she's disappointed. What can I do?

Love the website, but that old adage about many a true word spoken in jest. I'm sure it's great fun being a ballsman but seriously, you cannot imagine how soul destroying and utterly degrading it feels as a woman when she gets used by a man either intentionally or because he doesn't know any better. You wouldn't believe the number of men who fill that particular bill, aren't there any studs out there? 

My wife insists on not shaving down below. She says why should she, she 's quite happy with her body and she can see no reason to shave her body to please me. All my pals in the local say that you can't beat a bare pussy and it seems to me that all their wives are bareback. Why won't she do it for me?

Dear Barnaby, My problem is my husband is an absolutely hopeless lover. He finishes about thirty seconds after he's started and it leaves me so frustrated. it can't be the 57 seconds rule as he's not read the book. If I get him to read it will it make him better or just proud to be a Ballsman?
Gabby, Indiana

Dear Barnaby,

Your chapter So how was it for you sweetheart is hilarious. I showed it to my husband (for whom it was written) and he simply didn't get it, which made it even funnier. Great book and site is first log on when I get the time.

Dear Barnaby,

My sister, who hates my wife, is always getting on to me to stand up for myself so she downloaded your book. I've read it and I can recognise myself as the third type of NBM but my sis says Im the first type. I do take my video cam everywhere but I just like playing with it. I've told my sister I see no point in engaging in a battle with my wife that I simply cant win. Am I right?