So there's this guy, some French actor called Gerard Depardieu. He's on a plane from Dublin to Paris, or the other way around, waiting to take off, and having imbibed a few sherberts, like you do, feels the need to take a pee.
Well you know how shitty these stewardesses can be, one of them haughtily informs him he'll have to wait till the plane is in the air, to which he replies "mon dieu, no effing way." so, getting no change out of the cabin crew he jumps up, whips out the old trouser serpent and pisses all over the aisle. Outstanding.
